He walked into a bar

And said

‘I declare you all to be free!’

And so it was

They raised their glasses and said ‘cheers’

He left

Returned the next day

And said

‘I declare you all are love!’

Cheers...

He left

He returned the following day and said

‘I declare you all to be God!’

Confusion.

He left

Returned the following day

‘I declare you are free.’

Tears